Create your own Obama speech
The good folks at www.patriotroom.com found a fun little toy. An Obama speech generator!
Try it out.
Here is mine,:
"My fellow Americans, today is a historical day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "hope", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change. Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces exciting and thrilling challenges like never before. Our economy is liberal. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for workers. Our healthcare system is compassionate. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a wallet dental floss. But liberating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Pakistan.Finally, I must thank my scary family, my boring campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of generating the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible."
Try it out.
Here is mine,:
"My fellow Americans, today is a historical day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "hope", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change. Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces exciting and thrilling challenges like never before. Our economy is liberal. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for workers. Our healthcare system is compassionate. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a wallet dental floss. But liberating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Pakistan.Finally, I must thank my scary family, my boring campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of generating the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible."
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